Eating dessert in desert with none other than my favorite actor Leonardo DiCaprio and having the most engaging conversation ever of my life.
Me: How come you are here?
Him: Searching my Titanic.
Me: Here? Wasn’t it sailing on Atlantic and it’s a desert here.
Him: Actually I lost my GPS.
Me: So why are you looking for Titanic?
Him: My GPS was on that ship only.
Me: OK. So where is your car parked?
Him: Near my apartment.
Me: Where is it?
Him: Down the road.
I looked around and could see nothing but sand and sand everywhere. And said OKAY!
Him: How come you are here?
Me: I lost my GPS too.
Him: Where is your car?
Me: I didn’t drive but I flew down in my chopper.
Him: That sounds wonderful, so where is your helipad? Must be down the street, right?
Me: No, it’s…
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